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We made up punny names for New Jersey marijuana dispensaries to cope with election anxiety

We made up punny names for New Jersey marijuana dispensaries to cope with election anxiety

Listen, it’s been a long 24 hours. 

As of early Monday morning, there was no clear winner in the 2020 presidential election. We might get an answer today? Who knows. Will democracy survive? LOL, I mean maybe? 

But we do know that New Jersey voted to legalize recreational marijuana, along with a number of other states with weed on the ballots. Then we saw this tweet.

Every single dispensary in New Jersey is going to be called, like, Da Wise Guys or Goodfellaz, and it’s gonna be a whole lot of fun.

— willy 💧 (@willystaley) November 4, 2020

Our broken, exhausted, internet-poisoned brains latched onto this idea. We needed something else to think about. And if you’re feeling overwhelmed, tired, and stressed as hell, I recommend making some dumb Jersey dispensary puns. As a Sopranos loving workplace, we almost immediately started firing off Sopranos/generic Italian-American nonsense puns in our Slack.  Read more…

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